A fully functional fake operating system in your browser. Windows 93 never existed, but now it does. Complete with broken apps, memes, and existential dread.
Press a button. Get taken to a completely useless website. The original random useless website generator. Hours of your life, gone.
Move your mouse to slap a man in the face with an eel. That's it. That's the whole website.
Try to unsubscribe from a fake service using every dark pattern trick in the book. Guilt-tripping popups, hidden buttons, infinite loops. Satire that hits too close to home.
Click to unlock increasingly absurd levels of stimulation. Start with a bouncing ball. End with the entire internet screaming at you simultaneously.
Try to spend all of Bill Gates' money. Buy Big Macs, NBA teams, cruise ships, the entire NFL. You'll realize just how impossible it is to spend $100 billion.
Drag and drop features onto the next iPhone. Add 47 cameras, a built-in toaster, a floppy disk drive. Submit your cursed creation to Apple.
The classic trolley problem, but taken to increasingly absurd extremes. Would you pull the lever to save 5 people if it meant destroying every copy of Shrek?
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Combine elements to create anything. Start with Water, Fire, Earth, Wind. End up creating Barack Obama, Godzilla, or the meaning of life. Infinite combinations powered by AI.
Link-in-bio, but worse. On purpose. Features unreadable color schemes, links that don't work, analytics that go backwards, and a prize wheel where you can win nothing.
Read and write reviews of planet Earth like it's a product on Amazon. 'Great atmosphere, terrible management. 3 stars.'
Pick an asteroid size, speed, and material, then launch it at Earth. Watch the fireball, shockwave, crater, and wind statistics in horrifying detail.