Yoink

A writing tool that turns every keypress into lofi music. Type your thoughts and they become a melody. Each letter has its own note. Writing has never sounded this good.

An API that returns cat pictures. Want a cat saying something? Add text. Want a specific size? Set dimensions. Want a GIF? Say gif. The internet runs on cats. This is the infrastructure.

A placebo phone icon that adds a 30-second delay when you tap it. Breaks doomscrolling muscle memory.